Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Russian Bride Attractive?



This is from the last issue of Wig. magazine (yes, I'm lazy). Like any other normal American, I've always had a thing for Russian brides. So polite and well-mannered... until you actually marry them. Anyway, I think this spread is totally cute, especially because all the quotes (including spelling errors) were taken from genuine Ukrainian and Russian bride websites. превосходно!!!


Mine dear, Im glad to meet you. At concurrence of vital positions and satisfaction each other in the morally emotional plan we will be happy...Mine dear, Im glad to meet you. At concurrence of vital positions and satisfaction each other in the morally emotional plan we will be happy...



I cannot forgive offence (I know it is bad, but nevertheless...)



He is kind, clever, financially independent, likes music, he respects interests of his beloved. I hope for a meeting with a man from Italy.


While I'm on the subject, I'll go ahead and take the opportunity to give a shout-out to my favorite Russian bride in the media, Natasha from America's Next Top Model Cycle 8! I was so distraught when she crapped out in the end, leaving "skeletor" to take the prize. You're better off without them, Nata!



p.s. I'm being a nerd for Halloween. Get it? HA!

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